Back of shirt reads:
Known as "The Thinker", the French sculptor Auguste Rodin's creation rests on another planet in our galaxy pondering the self-destruction of Earth. With a magnifying glass, you can see the suits who work 100-hour weeks and bury their problems in bottles of whiskey and vodka. Unfortunately for them they do not get to watch Kanye West perform live. I'll admit, I used to be that guy (minus the suits), but that will never happen again.